'I've just seen that fucker Tony on the news. 'This is war. Rupert's kids were there as well as Taggie. There was Ivor Hicks, Corinium's corporate development controller, chatting up a tough-looking Spanish woman.
'Taggie hung her head. At the end, Johnny said, 'That'll be five hundred pounds, please,' in a camp Cockney accent. 'Cameron swung round and gave a gasp of appalled embarrassment. ''What drew you in, Bishop?' asked the Catholic Herald.
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